“Oh Help! Oh No!”
“It’s a GRUFFALO!”
“My favorite food!”
“the Gruffalo said,
“You’ll taste so good on a slice of bread!”
“Good? Don’t call me good!”
“I’m the scariest creature in this deep dark wood. Just walk behind me and you’ll soon see, everyone is AFRAID. OF. ME.”
“Oh sure!” Said the Gruffalo, bursting with lols. “You lead the way, and I’ll follow after.”